Did You Survive the Primus Slap Bass in Albuquerque? Get the Tee to Prove It!
Alright, Primus fanatics and lovers of all things wonderfully weird, did your eardrums recover from the sonic adventure that was Primus in Albuquerque last night? If so, you deserve this comfy badge of honor! The “Primus April 27th, 2025 Albuquerque, NM Tour Scorpion T shirts” is your wearable souvenir from a night of Les Claypool’s mind-bending bass lines and the band’s unique brand of musical mayhem. Imagine rocking this snug tee, perhaps featuring a suitably surreal scorpion design. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a trophy for your adventurous ears and a stylish way to prove you can handle the funk. Wear it loud and proud (and maybe with a slight head bob)!

Your Wardrobe’s Newest Oddity: A Souvenir That Doesn’t Sting (Just Feels Super Soft)!
Looking for a comfy and unique t-shirt that instantly identifies you as someone with excellent (and delightfully strange) musical taste? This snug-looking tee has crawled your way, vibrating with the echoes of slap bass and quirky lyrics! The Primus Albuquerque 2025 Tour Scorpion design is a must-have for anyone who experienced the sonic circus. Wear it to your next jam session, a casual hangout, or just while reminiscing about the sheer awesomeness of Primus in ultimate comfort. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a super soft way to say, “I was there, and it was gloriously bizarre.”

More Than Just a Concert Tee: It’s a Wearable Reminder of a Truly Unique Sonic Experience (and Snuggles)!
This comfy shirt isn’t just about a concert you attended; it’s about the shared experience of being immersed in Primus’s unparalleled musical landscape. This tee is a wearable memento of the intricate rhythms, the bizarre lyrics, and the sheer virtuosity of that night in Albuquerque, all wrapped up in a super soft and huggable package. So go ahead, rock this snug shirt with pride! You’re not just wearing a band t-shirt; you’re wearing a piece of musical history, a connection to a community of fellow Claypool devotees, and a cozy reminder that some music is just too funky (and too good) to forget.

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