Of course i have trauma i was raised catholic shirt

Confessions of a Recovering Catholic (Maybe)!

Ever feel like your childhood was a delicate balance of guilt, hymns, and the looming threat of eternal damnation? Then this “Of course i have trauma i was raised catholic” shirt is your wearable therapy session! It’s a darkly humorous nod to the unique brand of existential angst that can come with a Catholic upbringing. Wear it with a knowing smirk and prepare for commiserating chuckles from fellow survivors and maybe a few bewildered glances from those who had a less… spiritually intense childhood. Confession might be good for the soul, but this shirt is definitely good for a laugh.

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Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges to Speak in Latin and Feel Guilty About Everything

Sporting this cathartic tee might lead to some wonderfully specific (and slightly involuntary) side effects. You may find yourself suddenly peppering your conversations with Latin phrases, experiencing an overwhelming urge to confess minor transgressions (like taking the last cookie), and perhaps even instinctively genuflecting before particularly impressive snack displays. Embrace the lingering influence! This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s a wearable echo of your formative years. Just try not to start a full-blown liturgical service in the grocery store.

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Wear Your (Humorous) Healing Journey with Pride!

So, if your childhood involved more than a few Hail Marys and a healthy dose of Catholic guilt, this shirt is your perfect way to acknowledge that shared experience with a bit of humor. It’s a funny and relatable way to connect with others who understand the unique joys and occasional traumas of being raised Catholic. Grab yours today and wear it with a knowing smile – you’ve survived, and now you can laugh about it (a little).

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