An apple a day keeps anyone away shirt
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Personal Space Enthusiast? This Shirt’s Your Healthy Boundary!
Tired of unwanted attention? Crave a little extra breathing room? This “An apple a day keeps anyone away” shirt offers a deliciously humorous solution! It’s a playful twist on the old adage, suggesting that maybe the real benefit of daily apple consumption is its potential to ward off overly chatty neighbors or persistent salespeople. Wear it with a knowing grin and enjoy the subtle personal force field it creates. Prepare for amused glances from those who appreciate a bit of healthy social distancing and maybe a few puzzled looks from those offering you extra fruit.
()Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges to Carry Apples and Avoid Social Gatherings
Sporting this strategically worded shirt might lead to some wonderfully introverted (and slightly fruity) side effects. You may find yourself instinctively reaching for an apple whenever you sense an unwanted conversation brewing, developing an uncanny ability to blend into the background at social events, and experiencing an overwhelming urge to politely decline invitations with a vague mention of your “apple regimen.” Embrace the peaceful solitude! This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s a wearable personal space bubble. Just try not to develop an actual aversion to human interaction.
()Wear Your Introversion with a Side of Fruit!
So, if you value your alone time and appreciate a bit of humor with your healthy habits, this “An apple a day keeps anyone away” shirt is your perfect attire. It’s a funny and relatable way to express your need for personal space without saying a word (though holding an apple might help drive the point home). Grab yours today and enjoy the sweet taste of solitude!
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- Return & Exchange: A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
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