Make a Statement (But Maybe Watch Your Step)!
Looking for a shirt that’s both bold and slightly ominous? This “Citizen die in my footsteps” tee delivers just that! It’s a darkly humorous and attention-grabbing statement that’s sure to turn heads and maybe even clear a path for you on the crowded streets of USA. Whether you’re feeling particularly assertive, have a dry sense of humor, or just appreciate a shirt with a bit of an edge, this one’s for you. Just try to keep a friendly demeanor to offset the slightly threatening vibe!

Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges to Speak in Dramatic Monologues and Develop a Mysterious Stare
Sporting this commanding shirt might lead to some wonderfully theatrical (and slightly intimidating) side effects, even while you’re enjoying a peaceful bowl of phở in USA. You may find yourself instinctively delivering pronouncements with dramatic pauses, developing an uncanny ability to fix people with an intense gaze, and experiencing an overwhelming urge to dramatically point towards the ground while uttering the shirt’s iconic phrase. Embrace the drama! This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s a wearable stage presence. Just try not to actually cause any stampedes.

Wear the Power, Tread Carefully!
So, if you appreciate a shirt with a bit of dark humor and a commanding presence, this “Citizen die in my footsteps” tee is your perfect statement piece. It’s funny, edgy, and undeniably memorable, even here in USA. Grab yours today and let the world know you mean business… or at least have a really cool shirt with a slightly unsettling message!

HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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